*Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday:*
By Pof. Yusuf Dankofa
FACULTY OF LAW
1). *Yesterday’s Wives* :
Welcome my husband, hope the workplace was not demanding., your favourite meals is prepared, let me lead you to the lavatory first, you then take your dinner, you look so drained, am positive you will be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and solely.
Please do not put pointless strain on me, you possibly can go to the fridge choose up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, I’m your spouse and never your cook dinner.
2). *Yesterday’s Wives*:
Darling cease eager about our lack of cash. It’s going to be non permanent. God will see us by way of and we’re going to come out of it stronger. After all, we will nonetheless feed ourselves and the youngsters. We want to present the Almighty that glory. I’m with you thru thick and skinny, my husband, the proprietor of my dowry.
*Today’s Wives*: ________________Look I’m sick and uninterested in dwelling on this abject poverty with you. Why did you deliver me to your home when you already know that you’re not prepared for marriage? Every day is one grievance or the opposite. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. We do not have automobiles, our home is Face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look should you do not discover options to your issues, you’ll come again and never discover me on this your rotten home.
3). *Yesterday’s Wives*: ____________My husband, we solely have 2 kids, do not you assume we must always have extra. You know kids are presents and mercies from God. And the extra the merrier.
*Today’s Wives*: _______________Look am sick and uninterested in this marriage. You will not enable me to relaxation by your fixed urge to have extra kids. I’m okay with our two kids. I am unable to can help you spoil my determine 8 by bearing one other 4 kids. You are so depraved that I really feel you wish to spoil my psychedelic appears to be like. If you dare pressure me, I’ll sue you for rape.
4). *Yesterday’s Wives*: ___________My husband, take coronary heart and don’t fret. I shall go together with you to Zaria. Your being transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria is likely to be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the benefit of the tutorial establishments to advance our schooling. Some disappointments could possibly be a blessing.
*Today’s Wives*: ______________Me I am unable to comply with you to Zaria o. God forbid dangerous factor. From Abuja to Zaria? I am unable to address such a demotion. To begin dwelling in a village? You had higher search for one other spouse. I am unable to stay in a metropolis with out silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes
5) *Yesterday’s Wives*: __________My husband, I’ve sufficient garments. This N30.000 you might be giving me, pls maintain it and save for a wet day.
*Today’s Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do you could have tremendous glue in your palms?What an insult. What type of buying would you like me to do with N50.000?What can I purchase? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I’m disillusioned in you. Your mates are giving their wives $5000 to buy, right here you might be humiliating me with naira. I do not blame you. It is as a result of I refused to marry Chief Antonio that is why you might be messing up with me.
*Yesterday’s wives* ________________ Darling our kids will resume subsequent week, I’ve purchased new luggage and sandals for them, I’ve additionally stored some cash for his or her textual content books, might God bless u for his or her tuition charges.
*Today’s wives* _____________ Your kids are resuming subsequent week, I do not wish to hear story of no cash o, they may change their faculty luggage, sandals, water bottles and so on and their textbooks, make sure that the cash is accomplished this time o, afterall they bear your surname not mine.
*Uhhhm!! Though we nonetheless have some good wives in at the moment’s wives. But Where do you belong? Yesterday or Today*