My spouse went to mattress very early yesterday night time as a result of I did not enable her to attend her membership’s half of the yr get together. After ending a bottle of huge stout, I made a decision to affix her. When I touched her, she pushed my hand away. I touched her once more, she hissed and jumped out of the mattress and placed on a denims brief and a denims trouser. 

She climbed the mattress, turning her again on me. Haaa, street closed! I assumed…. *”Pikin wey no go let him mama sleep, himself no go sleep.”* I cleverly put my cellphone on 5mins alert ringtone, stood up and plugged the cellphone. I climbed the mattress and turned my again on her, ready for my entice. 

The alarm rang, I hurriedly picked the cellphone and shouted hiya, okay am on my method. My spouse jumped out of the mattress and shouted, holy ghost fireplace, husband snatcher, not this night time, tonight is my night time. As she was shouting, she was additionally eradicating all of the “jangbajastics” and throwing them away one after the other after which she dragged me to the mattress. 

*HENHEN, WETIN UNA WAN HEAR AGAIN?* *ABEG GO FIND WORK DO*