*++ WOMEN AND MONEY!*
*WIFE:* Darling why are you house this early carrying such an extended face?
*HUSBAND:* Had a horrible day, I misplaced all my colleagues at this time at work
*WIFE:* Blood of Jesus! What occurred?
*HUSBAND:* There was a hearth out break down the tunnel and everyone died!
*WIFE:* What a pity! Darling I thank God for retaining you alive. How did you make it out my expensive?
*HUSBAND:* Darling, it was God`s work. My abdomen was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the bathroom.
*WIFE:* Darling, thank God you’re alive. What would have occurred to us? I really feel a lot pity for his or her households, how are they going to outlive now?
*HUSBAND:* My expensive it’s a pity, however UNITED NATIONS has determined to present the households of the deceased $10 million every.
*WIFE:* What?!!!! ten million what? Chai!! Honey you did not do nicely ooo, why are you at all times absent when God desires to bless us?